- Anti Joke

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit