- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

What's the deal with brown?

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Banana Hamock.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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