why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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