- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

An Asian man fails a math test

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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