- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

I regret everything.....

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

a person who will soon die of beeties

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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