- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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