Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

im a dragon, no im not

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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