why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

U mad?

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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