What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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