What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Anti Joke

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