yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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