Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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69

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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He walked in a bar

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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