- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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