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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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