Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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