Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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