A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Anti Joke

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