What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

hey John will you make some copies

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

why dont they make black forks

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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