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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

This is Nero, the guy striving a bit with the fact that he killed his mother in order to save his wife a month or so before Christmas: cathphra is Exceedingly well read, I say than you. I had a nightmare tonight, my parents where serving tomato soup, while my mother made great food (despite the fact they discovered that it was not angel dust she used, but large quantities of opiate that would have killed an elephant) But this time they served me dry tomato soup (that from packages) and a bowl of lukewarm soup. I asked: How am I supposed to mix this? They both gave me the look of "here comes a beating" I started calling my mother many things that horsehead network sensors, then my father grabbed my neck and tried to twist my head off (and in this dream, rather than in reality, he actually succeeded) but I somehow managed to remain alive. Then I yelled in english: THIS IS BECAUSE I KILLED YOU! I HAVE NO SOUL TO TAKE! Only then I realized it was a dream and woke up...You know, because my parents never spoke English so they would not have understood me... I have a broken vertebrae in my neck to prove that my father tried quite hard to break my neck in reality at least... Yeah, I am mostly over it, I killed my father when he tried to break my neck because I kept scatching my ortopedic arm while studying (real arm which my mother cut off and then proceeded to beat me up with funny story actually) Then killed my mother years later when she stabbed my girlfriend induced under what turned out to be a heavy dose of opiates, and paralgin forte (which main ingredent is... you guessed it MORE opiates).

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

knock,knock you suck

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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