what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Well, there's one way...

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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