- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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