Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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Koalas mum is a slut

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Anti Joke

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