What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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