Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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