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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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