Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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