Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Women's Rights.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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