Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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KONY 2012

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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