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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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White men's rights

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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