A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Brain fart

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

elen degeneres is straight....

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

How old are you? 20

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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