Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Rick santorum

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

penis haha

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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Your Mother

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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