Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Bean.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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