Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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brock has small hands for a small job

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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