Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

A black man walks Into a bar.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Corn Muffins

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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