A man walks into a bar

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

The jets are a good team..

women's rights.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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