- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What's the difference between a duck?

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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