- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

roses are red, violets are violet.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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