- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

wanna hear a joke? yes

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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