Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

human centipede

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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