- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

He walked in a bar

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

boobs.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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