There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Anti Joke

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