Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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