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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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