- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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