- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

balls

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

A black man walks Into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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