One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Anti Joke

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