- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What the hell are you doing?

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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