- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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