Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Penis.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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