- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Has u seen my grammar?

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

An Asian man fails a math test

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

You suck big fat slobber

spell backwards: taco cat

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

Andy Carrol

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