What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Womens rights

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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