what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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i like it in the mouth

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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