So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

everybody loves raymond

identical jokes get different votes.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Justin Bieber hits puberty

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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