What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Y

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Michel Moor on a die...

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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