Jerry.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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the holocaust

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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Gangnam style

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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Women's Rights

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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What do you call a black man? A person

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