- Anti Joke

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Two women were sitting quietly.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Women's Rights

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.