When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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balls

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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