- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

whats yellow? lots of things.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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