Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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2 + 2 = 4

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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