Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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