-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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