Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Brad Fuller!

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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