- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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