- Anti Joke

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

I'm gay.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

An Asian man fails a math test

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Women's Rights Movement

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

troll----> hahaha---->

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

I'm gay.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

An Asian man fails a math test

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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The Anti Joke Book

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Women's Rights Movement

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

troll----> hahaha---->

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

I'm gay.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

An Asian man fails a math test

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...