what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Democracy.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

sure!

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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