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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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