Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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You're tall.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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