Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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hi jonny

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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