- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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