What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Winter

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Caca.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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