Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

My penis is big... not.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

what is racecar backwards in reverse

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

just in time?

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

whos district champs not JM

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Safe sex MR

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Anti Joke

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